I've been told:
"Winners never cheat and cheaters never win"
Or something like that.
A friend of mine (he doesn't like to admit it out loud) and I saw this a couple of years back and laughed ourselves unconscious .
While the actual act and her reaction slays me, the look on the newscasters "back at the studio" is, well....priceless.
Reason #15,379,308 I'm pretty sure I'm headed to hell.