Sweet!!

I knew it.

My dad was in the hospital once and was put an a low-calorie, restricted diet.
After a week of God-awful, bland and little food........he had gained a pound.
Had the open-heart surgery anyway and is now healthier than me...and he's 77!


Reality:
Yes, I did say a side order of bacon to go along with my (insert any food here).
I'm trying to stay healthy.