What matters most.

Reality:
You don't think he owes on deals he made with other people, do you?
Gee, I hope not.

Most of it?

Hell......in his world, even 50 states would only be most.
Right?


Reality:
Yeah, go to Montana and tell them that you missed learning about that state in law school.
As Beavis would say........what a chode.

Oh, man...

Is nothing sacred in the new religion?
And WTF does this mean?!?!?!

"...upcoming carbon emissions regulations in Europe that will severely restrict engine power..."

Reality:
This better not take away from the roar of the engine or I'm going after Harley next.
You listenin' hog?

Finally!

The plot line for the new Bond movie says this:
"Seeking revenge for the death of his love, secret agent James Bond sets out to stop an environmentalist from taking control of a country's water supply."

So hopefully, he'll go after the environazis.
The trailer looks like this:

That's great and all that he's going after the environazis this time. I bet they thought they were untouchable...like they always do.


Reality:
Eh, color me a cynic but I think in the end the enviros will turn out to be associated with "Big Water."

"A mess" you say?

So...because there's a high percentage of foreclosures in CA, FL, AZ and the Vegas area - places where it seems to always be high - we are in a "mess?"
Please be sure to click on previous years as well...
Should the percentage always be at zero? Wouldn't that mean that taxpayers would have to help with the mortgage...........?


Reality:
Since when is a foolish consistency re-classified as a mess and not the hobgoblin of little minds?

Aw, Bullwinkle, that trick NEVER works

This time for sure, Rocky.

Nuthin' up m'sleeve.


Reality:
And the wheel spins again.
See ya again next cycle....

Classic.

Now what?


Reality:
If you get out of bed in the morning, you kill the earth.
What the hell?!?

Who said it?

[ "Twenty years of votes can tell you much more about a man than twenty weeks of campaign rhetoric. Campaign talk tells people who you want them to think you are. How you vote tells people who you really are deep inside." ]

Reality:
Its only about "the show" these days, isn't it?

Ban idiots, not guns.

When Benny Hill met the winners of the Darwin awards:




Reality:
If this doesn't prove people and not guns kill, I don't know what will.

GO GO Magic Messiah!

Maybe if Israel doesn't follow a policy of terrorizing other countries, they wouldn't be targets of terror, right?
Or
Maybe they need someone to go over there and tell the Israelis to HOPE for Iran to CHANGE, right?


Reality:
OR
Maybe the middle east is just waiting for the Messiah (no, not that one....the hip, new one) to come along and spout the magic words that will make the Arabs, Persians and Palestinians stop wanting to exterminate Jews.

The Black Messiah Deception

Yeah, you know who I’m talking about.
Call him what you like: Chosen One. Messiah. Big “O”…whatev.
He’s the current incarnation of the Goracle – only way more hip and happenin’. Certainly more current and definitely with a much more defined version of his messed up future.
Ah, yes……..”The Future.”

Racist America’s first black candidate, and it’s abut time!…that’s right, isn’t it?

Uh, yeah, this is the part of the program where I dump the PC crap and tell it like I see it.

MESSIAH:
This mantle is not just something the American media is bestowing. The rest of the world seems to think America needs Barack to save them, too. (No, not like America saved their asses when they needed it, but to change its ways - of course).
As I watch BBCNews for example, I see the elitist anchor going to Michigan and asking a white man if “a white Michigan could vote for a black Obama.”
The white man stuck the answer with: “no less than a black Michigan could vote for a white McCain.” ZING!
They then cut away to show riots of the 60’s of how inhumanely blacks were treated “when Obama was just a boy” (you know, like he was there and not Kansas or Hawaii). It went on...
Anchor: “With the gas prices and mortgages rising and the economy tanking, America is looking for a better direction.”
WTF?!?

By the way, the Messiah complex isn’t something that Barack is running away from either. He’s embracing it and buying his own crap.
From his website:
“Barack's father eventually returned to Kenya, and Barack grew up with his mother in Hawaii, and for a fewyears in Indonesia. Later, he moved to New York, where he graduated from Columbia University in 1983.
THE COLLEGE YEARS:
Remembering the values of empathy and service that his mother taught him”

That’s it.
It goes from his father leaving him to going to law school – you know, like most Americans.
Kinda like the story of Jesus, eh? I guess he doesn’t need the missing years either, does he? (oh, and NO mention of when or how he decided to join Trinity….weird).
Even his childhood basically talks about his father and not Obama’s.

THE SLIGHT OF HAND:
No way Obama should be called “black.”
Period.
He’s mulatto at most.
The headlines should say: “First Mulatto Nominee For US President”, shouldn’t it? Or is all we need these days to be embraced (at a rate of 80%+ voting clip!) by the black electorate is a drop or 2 of “black blood?”
Sounds racist to me.
Still want to call him black?
OK, let’s review….
His mother was white.
He was raised BY his mother and grandmother (no mention of the granny he threw under the bus on his website, either).
What happened to his black father??
All he says is:
“Barack's father eventually returned to Kenya, and Barack grew up with his mother in Hawaii, and for a few years in Indonesia.” (that would be Indonesia of country with the largest muslim population on the planet fame)

Again, dad just left?!?
That’s how you claim your black heritage, because of a sperm donor??
Hey, Barack, is that why you threw yourself at Trinity United and the rest of the racists (Oh, get off my back. I’m not the only one who saw the entire congregation cheering at Amerikkka and how America is the greatest sin to God. Please spare me and open your eyes).

At some point, don’t you have to wonder how much of his “soul” he sold to be followed blindly by Trinity et. al.?


Reality:
Tell me again what “mr. everyman messiah” has in common with black men in the inner city of Milwaukee?
Other than, like a lot of them, his Dad left Barack to a single working mom, of course.

Yeah, this is where I get into trouble.

Where are the headlines?

Bush botched the handleing of post-Katrina.
Bush put us in a war that started badly.
The intelligence (that the rest of the world also believed) was inaccurate.

What exactly is the point of Mclellan's book/talk show tour?
Diddy has the idea.


Reality:
I guess I'm just a heathen or grew up on the wrong side of the tracks but....
Any man who sits quietly all the while vehemently disagreeing with his boss for years. Who doesn't say anything but instead defends his boss in front of the entire world and then claims "I was just doing my job" --- is just a spineless twat. And a coward. Or a Judas.

I'm shocked!

Shocked, I say!

Who would have known? The UN is such a well-run institution.


Reality:
We give so much money to those beaurocrats, its impossible for it not to work!
BONUS question: Somewhat unrelated....anyone know who the paid sponsor of the famed Barcelona football (soccer) team is? (clue: its all about the children)

Epic. Fail.

The true definition of "Epic Fail".
All you geeks that watch Attack of the Show on G4TV, you get what I mean.
What? I saw it once....I swear.


Reality:
pfft.....vive le france, my ass.

This kind of willpower during WWII would have doomed us all

This story is borderline ridiculous.

Back when I was a "re-imaging" PM working for our customer, I was in charge of the NYC area. I was stunned to find out that one of the McDonalds that we needed to re-image was on the USS Intrepid.
At first, I thought it was a joke or it was something in the vicinity.
"No, no", the MCD rep said, "it's the one on in the Intrepid." (talk about a logistical nightmare)

So reading this story, it just strikes me as incredibly funny that MCD - and the city - can't pony up some cash -- after all, there is a renovated, money making McDonald's on board.


Reality:
Get it done.
Get it done or forget ever giving any money to some lame-ass "museum."
You wouldn't have had any performing arts anything if THIS floating museum wasn't around.

Hugo Chavez, redux..

WOW!
It must be that biased news network's fault, eh.

h/t: Pete.


Reality:
This surprises anyone (with brains and a coherent thought process)?

Let me get this straight...

McCain goes on Ellen -- a well-documented liberal, gay activist who's every question seemed snarky and a challange -- and talks openly about gay marriage, but The Chosen One can't go on O'Reilly -- a guy that that neither the left or the right can seem to figure out where he stands -- because he doesn't think he will be treat fair?

What a dingleberry.

Where are the stones?
Even the Hillary "subjected" herself to his interview. And didn't seem to mind it all that much.
All this guy seems to be able to do is piss, moan and whine about the questions being to "tough."
What magical words will he use to ensure a "fair" conversation with Jong-il or Ahmadinijad?

Good God, man...answer a damn question instead of BS prose answers that have no substance!
Have any of you seen his website?
It's a friggin' joke.
He basically promises everything....all the time....with - what we in the poker community call - an "out." Meaning, if taxes get too high or America falters. he can just say...."well, it must be because of the previous administration. I want to give you everything."


Reality:
Obama, you are a p***y.
Don't ever presume to represent me.

Shoulda talked more...

...to avoid events like this.

GD those crazy, war-mongering, imperialist Swedes.

You v. Bill of Rights

This is the kind of topic that would normally wouldn't mind putting up on RDW. Being that this particular time I am so ticked off, I doubt I would be able to control my language.

This is the story of 4 people in KKKalifornia (think about it - it's really the same mentality) that are better think - KNOW - that they are wiser, more compassionate and certainly more powerful than your vote or how you may feel: the KKKalifornia Supreme Co..er..ourt.

Any of you libtards out there wanna tell me when its ok that the thoughts and activism of 4 people supercedes the feelings of MILLIONS in the state:
"government of the people, by the people, and for the people."
Yup Abe is spinning in his grave right now at the new mantra:
"Government of the people, unless we disagree, then we'll impose our will in the courts. Voting...pfft!"

I think Big Brother would be proud.
Maybe Castro.
Certainly all those dictators who claim to be "like uncles" or some such nonsense to their people (yeah, I'm looking right at you, Jong).
Does anyone remember when there was a fuhquing constitutionl amendment against gambling and pro gun rights in Wisconsin?

The complete hypocrasy starts about a minute into this BS when D-bag starts talking how its about people (by the way....does this have anything to do with "2 Americas?" You know- what you want vs. what we say you should have).


Reality:
Soon they will tell you what food you are allowed to eat, too. Oh, wait....
What a complete set of jucking fackasses.

Global warm THIS, algore.

More info here.


Reality:
Huh....huge tornado that erupts after 9,000 years and no pollution/chemicals were spewed into the air. No, no slanted or yellow "journalism" here.
Only science.
Right. I'm guessing an SUV is buried at the bottom of this.