Sick.

Ugh.


Reality
Are you kidding me?
Seriously, think about the repercussions of what you name your kids, folks.

HISHE

Agreed.
I hated this movie.
This coming from a life-long fan.





Reality:
The best line comes at about the 4:20 mark.
Complete Hollywood hack job.
This is how it should have ended...or even been.

Who am I?

Two looks this week:

The blonde is Sabrina. While she isn't the subject of this "Who am I?", its always nice to see her.
(No, I didnt watch Sabrina...more than 3 times, I swear. I was just surfing. Yeah. Surfing.)
Anywho, guess away:




*UPDATE: Wendy once again gets it with Soleil Moon Frye.
e chimed in first, but stumbled with the obligatory "Bea Arthur" guess.
I guarantee the next one wont be as easy.
Be prepared. You've been warned.

Reality:
A little "horse of face"*, but overall grew up quite nice.
..........and I WAS surfing!

*Horse of face is not a hint...just an opinion.

Some People

Just dont get it.
Morons. Morons. Morons.
Sometimes, perspective does the body good.
Money line:

[ "You know what the lamest part is? Listening to impotent John Kerry’s voice droning apathetically during the entire incident. " ]

Classic.

H/T Michelle Malkin (..sigh)


Reality:
Just another wing nut who
a) wants to re-live the past and
b) suffers from BDS
.............this is moveon?

Who am I?

HINT: I admit...she did come out of the blue.

UPDATE: Congrats to Wendy! It's Debbie Gibson.

I gotta admit...when I first saw that pic, I was thinking it was that girl from "The Fall Guy"

Yeah, I used to watch it...what?

Before:

Reality:
This one floored me.
She's older than I am.

Quote of the Day.

Where of where has this wisdom gone?

[ The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' ]

Reality:
Sometimes, lefties, Government IS the problem.
I guess that's just too unacceptable for nannys to deal with.

Clueless

From the first paragraph of this article.
Whats wrong with this paragraph:

[ "Closely following a sighting of a Hydrogen-powered 7 series during testing, BMW officially announced the Hydrogen 7 today. The car is touted as the first hydrogen-drive luxury performance automobile for everyday use. The BMW Hydrogen 7 will be built in a limited series, and sold to select customers in the U.S. and overseas in 2007. The engine in the Hydrogen 7, a derivative of the 7 series 12 cylinder engine, is capable of running on gasoline or hydrogen, and produces 260 hp. The car will accelerate from 0 to 62.1 mpg in 9.5 seconds. The ability to run on both gasoline and hydrogen gives the Hydrogen 7 a range of more than 400 miles. The high tech hydrogen storage tank has a capacity of approximately 17.6 lb of liquid hydrogen, giving the Hydrogen 7 a cruising range in hydrogen mode upwards of 125 miles. The gasoline mode accounts for an additional 300 miles of cruising range. The driver is the one who decides which fuel to use, with a smooth transition between both operating modes, since the engine power and torque remain identical regardless of the fuel used." ]

Reality:
C'mon, you can do it.
Think: "Hi, I'm a total lefty where facts and numbers are meaningless so long as they further the cause."
Then you'll be close. I'm thinking definately Freudian.
Don't get me wrong. I think this is cool as hell, but come on. Stop drinking the Global Warming Kool-ade and be grounded in real-life, will ya?

Oh HELL no...

Hollywood IS media for all you ignoramouses out there that don't think there is a bias.


Reality:
Why don't they just make him an "it" and give out plastic replicas of his testicles as a promo at the theater to prove a point?
I'm off to puke now.

God Loves Me..

This I know, 'cause the REALLY big TV tells me so. :-)




Reality:

This...

I'm too damn mad to even offer an intro comment.
Just watch.



Reality:
Let ME be clear here, Chucky...you are a colosal d-bag POS.
Please be kind enough to stop using mine and the troops oxygen.
So, this is better than a "wide stance?"

Miss a little...

Miss a lot.
So I was AFK (I was told it means "Away From Keyboard) for 98% of the time this past weekend. Too bad.
Shortly after I posted this story, I received a rather terse email from the author's husband.
Not the author, herself, mind you.
Her husband.
(You can paruse it here. I've removed addresses. Maybe a bad call on my part, but...)

Let's put the obvious question aside for now and lets focus a bit on the story itself.
If I were to say to you "Police were called to the corner of my block where they found a dead body in the upstairs apartment", what would you ask first?
Is it me, or is "why were they called in the first place" be one of the first questions you think of?
Did they have an ESP moment? Did someone just happen to point to the apartment when the cops just happen to be outside? Did someone hear gunshots coming from the apartment?
I mean, isnt that basic reporting?
Who? What? Where? When? WHY?
I learned this when I was on the paper's "staff" in 4TH GRADE.

This post was not an "attack" on your wife, sir. To be perfectly honest, I had no idea who wrote it until I received your "knight in shining armor" email defense.
YOU made it about your wife specifically. For all I know, they could have different authors every day.


Reality:
Of the dozen or so people I've shown your email to, the OVERWHELMING question has been: Why the hell did her husband email you and not her?
So feel free to ignore "my me" (whatever the hell that means..).
In other words, Mr. Spice, I WILL NOT be apologizing or printing a retraction.