More of the same...

...for a bit, anyway. Blogging lite, that is.
Sigh....the "on" button on my computer only makes it beep LOUDLY 3 times when I push it. And it doesn't think I have a mouse or screen. Dammit.


Reality:
It's now been 387 hours, 44 minutes and 38 seconds since I've had quality time with my online poker account. I think I'm doing ok, though....don't you?
Go 'head....bet me I can't make it to the weekend. I double-down dare ya!

Speechless.

So this is how far we’ve come?

This is just so sick and disgusting that it can only come from the mind of a granola-eating, Birckenstock-wearing, tree-hugging, value-the-life-of-a-gartersnake-more-than-a-human-being lefty.
Think I’m wrong?
Prove it.


Reality:
I don’t ever want to hear some lefty telling me about what rights we do not have in this country that other countries do.
Like Cuba. Or France.
I’m disgusted.


***UPDATE:
Ok, so it was "performance art", so it was untrue. However its like I've always said about watching the movie "Se7en" - while it was disturbing to watch, you gotta think "what's up with the people that come up with this shyt?!?!"
...and whats up with the people that actually like this movie......like me.

How wrong is this?

On a scale of 1-10?




Reality:
Man, this would have been off-the-charts wrong if I would have seen it around Easter, eh?

And on, and on, and on......

Think of it in terms of poker. This is the first salvo....in poker, it's what we degenerates call a "feeler bet" - to test the waters.
You propose a bet to see if anyone has a better hand or to see how many people you can bring along to call if you feel you have a winning hand.
In my opinion, however, this is a bit early (I would have used a "pre-flop" reference, but I'm late for my GA meeting).
In my opinion, about 5 years too early but hey, what do I know?


Reality:
Please make this end.
Please.

Your internet connection sucks.

No, really.

Reality:
This is like "Matrix" sh...

As PJ O'rourke would say...

WTFF??!?

This story just pisses me off to no end!!


Reality:
e, anytime you wanna crack a bottle of Rehorst, let me know.

Remember....

When da 'rats made such a fuss (ok, more like they had an conniption fit) over GW saying something along the lines of "If you're not with us, you're against us?"

Tell me 'rats..........what's the diff?
While it is understood in your circles that the big "O" walks on water and can do no wrong, have you all sucked down so much of the kool aid that you are ready to alienate the entire other half of your party completely?


Reality:
Of course you are.
Its the nature of the 'rat.

Take that..

Who hasn't wanted to do this?

Reality:
Don't piss off old world septegenarians.
You won't intimidate them.

Suckers

Can't blame the guy too much for wanting to get the hell out of Dodge the day after the massacre, can you?
I'm sure its all his money and not the state's money while he's there, ya?

Reality:
If you didn't vote for this guy, you get the title.
Those of you that voted for this guy understand the title, too, don't you?

Ooops....

Wow, has it really been over a month since I posted on my own blog??
Ok, well....as far as the update with Mrs. still Unreal-in-law, she is recovering nicely finally. I...er...oh, thats right, I have to stop thinking like that....WE would like to thank everyone for all their prayers and well wishes.

Ok, on to normal blogging. Its been a while since I "lol"ed at anything political. Smirk, sure, but this cracked me up. I was a little late to pick up on it. H/T to Da Blogfather:

Blogging lite

Not that anyone would be bothered by that...

The soon-to-be Mrs. still Unreal-in-law (The soon to be Mrs. still Unreal's mother) suffered a series of strokes over the past week.

She is undergoing a battery of tests at St. Luke's in Milwaukee. As a matter of fact we are on our way up there right now.

We would appreciate any prayers for her well being.

Know what?

'Nuff said.

H/T Unkie Fred


Reality:
This must be part of the whole lemming "core samples" BS.

HA!!

This is what happens when there are so many laws, you can't really keep track.


Reality:
It appears that even when my peeps screw up they do a good...er..ish thing.
I think this kind of explains some of the fashions coming out of Milan, eh?

Who Am I?

Since we haven't done this in a while.....here you go:

Reality:
This is one of my favorite pics of her.

Good looking and brainy.
Deadly combo...

WNBA v. Women

In case you missed it, this was the Australian Open tennis final:

VS.

Why would you miss that??!??

Reality:
Really, does the WNBA seriously wonder why their ogres don't get viewers?
Really?
(oh, by the way, Maria won...)

Oh no he di-uhnt!

The soon-to-be-Mrs. still Unreal says I'm being too serious around here (truth be told, I don't even think she's one of the 5 or so people that read this blog.....but I digress)
Even tho I have the highest regard for police officers, I give you an oldie, but a goodie:

A cop pulls over a guy.
"Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?" says the officer.
"Gee, officer," the man says. "Your eyes are awfully glazed -- have you been eating doughnuts?"

Parum-pum!

Reality:
Oh...I wish I did...

Please talk me off the ledge.

So Bubba has become the "attack dog" for the Hillabeast, eh?

Is anyone else bothered by the fact that she might actually pick him as a VP running mate?
Anything for a win, after all.

***SCARY THOUGHT UPDATE: (I know its only wiki but...)
"It is unclear whether someone who has been twice elected to the presidency can subsequently be elected Vice President. The Twenty-second Amendment to the United States Constitution states that a person may not be elected to the presidency more than twice, but it does not rule out such a person subsequently becoming president by other means (for example through the line of succession). Additionally, the Twelfth Amendment to the United States Constitution states that no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States. As no two-term president has subsequently sought the Vice-presidency, the question has never arisen."


Reality:
And if you don't think he would do it, ask yourself if its tempting to him to get "Lewinskied" in his wife's office.
Then buy a clue.

Oh, Come ON!!

Pete's got it.
Are you friggin' kidding me? Has the Republican party just turned into "how moderate you can be?" Give me a flippin' break.
I get Iowans (who are basically clueless and are flattered by the insane amount of media attention they get every 4 years) and New Hampsher..ers (see previous parenthetic note) are willing to be led along by BS....but as this thing goes on, how the hell can you even thing these 2 are a good choice in any way shape or form???????


Reality:
It is becoming apparent that "lemmingism" is not party deep.

It was the best of times...

...it was the worst of times.
For them, anyway.
Technology comes to the rocky little hills and dirt roads of home...


Reality:
While I am not Siciliano, home was less than 75 miles away from its shores.

Borg or Obama?

I'm getting pretty sick and tired of the Barack backers telling me it "time for a change" and we need someone who will "unite this country."
Is that right?

I'm pretty sure I'm hard right on most things, center of the road on some things and pretty left on even less things.
Obama is the exact opposite (although I highly doubt he's hard right on anything).
Has he EVER given anyone the indication that he is to the right of center on anything?
Or am I supposed to be so swooned by his beauty and verbal skills that I will just agree with him and thus uniting with his beliefs?


Reality:
Assimilation is not uniting.