Ok, you know what?

Time to nuke these f***rs and get rid of them all!!!
I'm sick of this.
Don't mess with "Wolfie", dammit, he's my fav.
I just heard about a movie that had no swearing, sex or nudity that got a "PG" rating from the MPAA-CCCP simply becuse it had too many references to God.

WTF is going on??!?!?!?

Reality:
No idea.
Confusion abounds.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ok all you smarter-than-you-elitists....now what?


Reality:
The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

So.....huh?

Two quick points/questions:
1. If the ozone layer is about to reach "near record" size, does that mean that at one point it was smaller?
2. If we are still in a "dire" situation (as AG is prone to say), why aren't we having anymore "ozone action days?"

Reality:
Hey, maybe what we really need is some do-gooder gazillionaire (and I really liked this guy, too) to donate some more money to act as a plug, rather than to solve stupid problems like cancer, poverty or famine.

Yeeeaaahhh.....

Happy Birthday, Mr. Lumbergh.

Reality:
This guy can be in a million other things (and he pretty much has been), but he'll forever be Lumbergh to me.

Idiot Question of the day (IQOTD):

CNN asks:
Should the White House respond to Venezuelan President
Chavez’s comment calling President Bush "the devil"?

well, let's see...

I say:
YES.
Preferably with a 2x4 to the back of his head.

Reality:
The U.N. is pretty much a puppet regime, anyway, right?
These a-holes hate the U.S. so damn much...GIVE IT TO THEM and let Trump turn it into condo's.
What a joke.

Color Me Sick of This.

So the Pope "stepped in it" this past week. Seems he quoted the words of a long, long dead ruler about the dangers of Muslim "extremists." So how does the "religion of peace" handle it? Well, duh! They burn the Pope in effigy, assassinate a nun and threaten the west as a whole. A cartoonist depicting Mohammed....in any way, shape or form? Demands for retribution and death to the infidels.
Religion of peace, dontcha know.

RELIGION OF PEACE MY ASS.

I am tired of the PC police telling me that I have to be "understanding."
Take the "understanding" and shove it.
All the "extremists" (I prefer to call them "crazies") ever want is the annihilation of the west BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Newsflash, folks, none of "them" give a rats ass about any of you. Only how fast they can kill you to promote their ideas.
I am so sick of the "small minority" hijacking a great religion bs. Muslims, you dont like it? THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, THEN!!! Even speaking out about it would be something at this point.

Questions:
1. How long does the Pope need to apologize for quoting the warnings of a long-dead dignitary?
2. Does the Pope need to knock on every "offended" person’s door individually?
3. What were to happen if Mohammed were depicted in a jar of urine?


Reality:
It would seem that the goal of the entire religion is to destroy what they don’t have and is not them. With death and/or assimilation being the only option (see Borg). Its disingenuous to think other wise. There is no rationality. No appeasement. No satisfying other than the destruction of all things not Muslim.
Harsh, I know, but I'm tired of being "understanding." How many more exhamples do we need?
Can you tell?

Proof.

You can be insanely good at you sport and not crave the spotlight.
Tiger, T.O., NBAers....you listening?


Reality:
Anyone that thinks tennis is a wimpy sport should take a trip to their local HS and see how fast the ball is coming at you.
Now triple it and you'll have some idea.

I had it all wrong.

Would one of you lefties please tell me why we should even let this country into the world community? I know the "Honorable" Koffi Annan was just there making things right with them (that's UN code for severe ass-kissing appeasement).

Reality:
We should let all criminals out of jail, right? Just because they decided to not follow societal norms, mores and laws shouldn't be any reason to "sanction" them...right?
They have the right to sell the enriched uranium to anyone they damn well please! (hey, who's that tall dude in line?)
So...who wants the local "alleged" murder that's now in jail moving next door?
Anyone?
Bueller?

Well this is weird...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but THESE guys are supposed to represent the tolerant, open party...right?

Reality:
I would gloat but, a) we all saw this type of "tolerance" coming and b) its just plain sad.

WINNER!!!!!

Reality:
Seriously, who didn't know this?

Sense & Sensibility

All the true blue lefties out there in the good ol' US of A are clamoring for an exit strategy from Iraq. The war is unjust, they say.
huh..?
My question to them is simple:

What is the exit strategy for the Islamo-fascists?
They attacked our land on 9/11, they attacked the embassies, the Cole...and so on...
So please, tell me the negotiations that need to take place for them to stop attacking.
Anyone?

Reality:
Theirs is the ultimate exit strategy, make no mistake.
First convert. Then you die in the name of Allah.
Or just die.
You want to be fair, understanding, civil, negotiate?
Sure. You die too.

Seriously?

When I first read this, I thought it was a joke. The “morning after” pill is really called “PlanB?!?”

Holy screwy spin, Batman!
Unwanted pregnancies due to a careless Friday/Saturday night inebriated romps can now be classified as “Oopsie! Don’t know how that happened?! Time for plan “B!”

OR: can a man force a woman to take the pill after consensual sex - "just to be sure"?


Reality:
I can’t believe I just wrote that. We now have a choice to bypass a doctor all together. I guess everyone wins.
Aptly named.

And we are bothering...why....?

First he confesses to a murder just shy of infamy of the Lindbergh kidnapping.
Then he wants to go face his punishment.
Now he doesn't.
He's scaaaaaared.

Wtf??

Reality:
This ass clown is a scumbag anyway you slice it. He couldn't wait to get out of a Thai prison and now he's fighting extradition to Colorado? Whether he did it or not, I don't really want this guy ever to breed…further. How much time, money and resources has he wasted? While I’m at it, I don’t really like this guy using my oxygen.
Oh, yeah, whether you think her parents did it or not, she did have a family – that is now going through this crap again. Send him back to Thailand and at least they can salvage the emotions being wasted on this guy.

Everybody Wins!

Good news if your girlfriend might have a bad knee and is starting college, huh?

Reality:
Fasten your seatbelts....

Nothing says "Intentionally walk this guy!" Like...

Good God!!!


Reality:
My gambling instincts tell me he'll have a college "scholarship" ready for him...when he's freakin' old enough! !

When in doubt...

Blame whitey.


Reality:
This guy is a freaking moron. As long as there's someone to blame, why look in the mirror, right? What a joke.

Tripping the Rift.

Or pegging the "geek meter", either way - this is where I do it.


Reality:
Holy cow, I've been a geek long enough to think this is a dumb-ass idea. Even the guy that discovered one of the planets thinks is convoluted. Look, I'm all for adding newly discovered planets to our lexicon, but Ceres? Isn't that Latin for "biggest rock among other rocks?"

Mom!!! George is looking at me!

Is this really the direction we are heading?
Is this the "appearance" of impropriety that the Clintons were talking about?
We now have to worry about what somebody might interpret , if extrapolated far enough, could be considered – somehow, someway – offensive.

Reality:
I can’t even comment. All I know is that these people couldn’t possibly get through grade school let alone a political race. Get over yourselves, morons.

Lose the belt, grandma.

Please tell me again -
Why is profiling Arab males between the ages of 18-35 is wrong?

Reality:
If the PC crowd doesn't get over themselves, all we'll ever do is tread water rather than move forward.

So...is it the Gov., Mayor or Pres.?

This is the headline.
Notice how it says the death toll was at 2....and they have the "rainy season."
Maybe their FEMA is better?
Please explain to me how "2 dead" is huge but in N.O., they cant evacuate, but can sure blame the folks "in charge" afterwards. (Newsflash, kiddos - Mother Nature is, was and always will be in charge.)
The population of Greater New Orleans stood at 1,337,726 in 2000.

Reality: As usual, I'll say what everyone is thinking. Either these people were too stupid to get somewhere else when they knew a storm was coming or.....(ya think the people in the photo are runnin' to a bus?)