AMUSING LIBERAL OF THE WEEK!

My first weeky (weakly) winner on this subject was an easy choice.

Pamela Anderson. Yes that Pamela Anderson, skin magazines, Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, Tommy again botox, boob jobs, etc......

It occurred to me that Sarah Palin handled Chuck Gibson and his "Bush Doctrine" faux pas question quite well. But what you may not know is that Pamela Anderson responded today when she gave her synopsis of the Bill Clinton Doctrine. She summed it up in 2 words.

SUCK IT.

DID SHE MAKE THE TEAM?

I read the Associated Press account, but it really didn't make it clear if she made the team or not. Does this mean she cannot be Homecoming Queen??

GREEN BAY, Wis. — A 33-year-old woman is accused of stealing her daughter's identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad.
Wendy Brown is charged with felony identity theft after enrolling in a Wisconsin high school as her daughter.
The criminal complaint says Brown admitted to telling school officials she was 15 because she wanted to get her high school diploma and join the cheerleading squad.
She allegedly attended practices, received a cheerleader's locker and went to a pool party at the coach's house.
The complaint says Brown has a history of identity theft. Her daughter lives in Nevada with Brown's mother.
There was no attorney listed in Brown's online court records. Her home number could not be found.

9/11

I can remember exactly where I was on that fateful day.
I was unemployed that month. I was listening to Lazer (shut up) and hearing how the WTC was on fire – the live shots were on TV. Being the large building geek I am, I tuned in to CNN….and watched.
I then saw the second plane hit live.
I thought I was watching tape, until I realized that the other building was already on fire.
I was so stunned, I watched news channels for the rest of that month. Not really looking for a job. It was during this time that I became a Fox News Channel regular.
The proof?
This morning around 8 when FNC (to be fair, so was CNN) was showing the memorials at the Pentagon and WTC live, this was on some of the other channels:
Today Show: Pacino & Deniro interviews
GMA: Dolphin army?
Local Fox: Gus Gnorski on tour in Germantown
MSNBC: Replay of the broadcast featuring Katie and Matt. Katie was still waiting for it to be a bomb.

Reality:
This is remembrance? Never forget??
Hey, d-bags, even if you disagree with whatever politics, 2,700+ people died from an attack on the US.
I guess they’ll just wash over 12/7, too.
After all, once the obamassiah is on the throne, you wouldn’t want to get stuck in the past.
But apparently, stuck on stupid is ok.
Jucking fackasses.

Ooooooooooooo Barracuda

The more the left attempts to slime Sarah Palin, the more the left slides into oblivion.
Sweet irony. Empty suit Illinois Senator Barack H. Obama has lived by the media sword. And apparently Mr. Obama is self inflicting his "dying by the sword" wounds. Obama owned the "minority/grievance/victim class high ground. He got fat and sassy. He started to believe the hype. He was "destined", he was "chosen"......like the SHAM-WOW.....Germans loved him!! He could chain smoke his ciggy butts without fear of being exposed! (I'm sure he smokes Kool's) He has never been asked about Bill Ayers to any serious degree. Dan Rather and Chris Matthews didn't need to forge papers related to B.H.Obama's service to our nation. Barry was home free!!!!
HOME FREE!! As free as the wind blows, as free as the grass grows and so on........UNTIL.........

Ooooooooooooooooooooh Barracuda!!

Oops...

Suck it, algore.

Yeah, ok, it's one book.
Plus all the other scientists/climatolagists that don't dare speak their minds for fear of being ostracized (for more on this, I humbly refer you to the videos on the right).


Reality:
Thanks for frucking up our lives with bs taxes, bogus "carbon credits" and enough d-bag legislation that caused some car factories to close.
Jag.

Ah, changing back to High School...

We have spirit, yes we do!
We have spirit, how 'bout you?!?


Reality:
This is your press release for change?
Why dont you mention your broken word?
Now THAT would be change.
Grow up, ass-wipe.

The Chicago Way.

Do you get it yet?
It's alot like this:



But you'd better be ready for this:




Reality:
Poser, you are going to get killed in the debates.
Your VP nominee's hair plugs are already quaking.

Compare & Contrast:

Compare:
Obama is Mr. Regular guy, right?
So he hangs out with the regular people, right?

Contrast:

Reality:
What a joke.
Cult of personality at its height.
"Oh, you're the mother of somebody famous?? Anything you want, then!"

Just wow...

h/t to just about everyone that had it before me.




Reality:
I wanna vote for this guy.
Key line "MLK, a Republican by the way."
Ah, yes, the liberal dirty little secret.

PUMA

I think Bubba would settle for sleeping with one eye open when he's home.

Reality:
Now its over right?
Unless she plans on one more run in 2012 when her slogan will be "I told you so" and "My husband and I tried to tell you."
Hey, unity by convenience is still unity, right?

Overheard

Driving home last nite from one of the talking heads at the convention.

"Ted Kennedy is just such a heroic American."

Wow.
When I think "American Hero" I immediately think of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Teddy Kennedy.

Who doesn't?


Reality:
I can't decide who is a bigger broomstick: Teddy or the talking head that called him a hero.
Ya think Mary Jo's parents and family refer to him as a hero every July 19th?

R.I.P.

I guess its kismet that he died in an auto accident.
But its ironic that he was on a Vespa and not one of the supercars his firm designed.


Reality:
If a friggin' Ford Fiesta can do this to a Vespa, what do you think a Ford F-150 Supercab can do to a smart car?
If you'd like to see some of the vehicles Pininfaria designed, go here--about half way down.

As Basil Fawlty might say:

Don't mention the war!
Ok, so you need to be a complete geek to get that reference.
But, really, I don't think this will be a special Olympic moment montage on NBC.

[ "I played my first Games in Barcelona in 1992 and got laid more often in those two and a half weeks than in the rest of my life up to that point." ]

Reality:
Damn, one less calzone and I coulda been a contenda.
Ok, alot less.

What do you mean, "what do you mean?"

Its good to know not everyone is a media hound. I've seen specials on this guy (he has a brain tumor), and he really defines the term "gentle giant."
Non-assuming too.

[ (Stadnyk told Reuters he doesn't)
"need glory. I just want a normal life under normal conditions." ]

Crazy, huh?

.
Reality:
Wow, in this day and age someone who actually shuns the spotlite.
Somebody alert Paris.

Question of the Day.

So:
If the Obama campaign lemmings can claim racism if he doesn’t get enough votes from white people, can McCain claim that 90% of the black people that vote for Obama are racist?

Who am I?

NO HINTS. 9 out of 10.
Ok, maybe 11 out of 10.

Reality:
How this guy doesn't have the Congressional Medal of Honor is beyond me.

I can haz moniz?

Or at least my racist children can.....being a minority and all.

Reality:
So then will the race debate finally be open for business?
or
Will I still be called a racist for wanting to classify myself as only an American?

(Starring the greatest cat evah - Jezebel)

Oy vey!

'existential damage'

Could you imagine if people were allowed to sue here?


Reality:
Geez....
I'm ashamed at some of the things I used to yell out at Bulls fans.
Good thing I wasn't sued or I'd even be worse off!

Ah, yes....the news...

This from toda's MSNcrapBC's front page:

How much longer of a sentence do you think this guy will get just for thinking about harming his holiness?


Reality:
How's this for bullshhhhh....:
"Salim Hamdan says he worked as Osama bin Laden's driver because he needed a job."

Yeah, ok, asswipe.
I'm sure the gas meter attendants said the same thing at Auschwitz.
What a joke.

Hey, guess what?

We have a new proclimation:

[ "Iran Tests 'New Weapon', Says It Can Easily Close the Strait of Hormuz" ]

Reality:
Hey, Nutjob, we have an 'old weapon' that we can easily turn your pissy little country into a parking lot.