Say what, now?

I regularly get emails from the Fred Thompson campain. Usually, I just delete it with out reading it (sorry Sean). For some reason, however, I read todays (It helped that the subject line was "All-in"....like a junkie like me could pass that up).
In it, it talked about all the events Fred's got lined up in South Carolina, bus stops, yadda yadda yadda.........and then this line: "Fred is energized and focused."

Energized?!?

WTF does that mean to Fred, anyway?

Don't get me wrong, he is my first choice for president...but "energized" is not a word I'd use to describe him. There is an oldish quote that says:

"In the absence of genuine leadership, they'll listen to anyone who steps up to the microphone. They're so thirsty for it they'll crawl through the desert to a mirage and when they discover there is no water, they will drink the sand."

Listen up, Fred! Lead.
Don't worry about what others are doing. Once you do that, you are admitting second place. If that's what you want, then you are doing a grand job. You are killing your "buzz" and have been for several months now. You HAVE a strong national following - use it.


Reality:
I think I just might have ticked off Sean even more.
Just trying to help and stay energized.

Calling anyone that actually reads this blog

Other than the obvious "Blogspot/Blogger sucks", why does everything on my blog underline itself sometimes??


UPDATE: See, now its not doing it for this post.

Lets Play...

Nagin says!!
On hurricane Kat....er...Gustav:

[ "If you decide to stay you are on your own" ]

Reality:
As opposed to when you make any other stupid, informed decision then crash and burn.
In that case, the gubbernment will bale you out.
Can anyone say "housing bailout?"

Enough already!

You know, the media IS going to set up a vote for the next American (idol)President. This election is turning into nothing but a damn popularity contest - not whether the person can lead this country through the minefield of the upcoming world politics and national events.
While he isn't my first choice, Romney won in Wyoming...a state that has ONE less electoral votes than the vaunted and holy New Hampshire.
New Hampshire is closer to the home offices in NYC, however, so its easier to slobber over. According to THIS and many other polls and people I've spoken to across the country, Thompson is ahead by far. The media (and freakin' Iowans) put him at 3rd, tops. I'm sick of this state-by-state crap. No more of this "you didn't make it SuperTuesday" BS.
Its time for a national primary.

Reality:
...and a college football playoff system.

REAL Debate Wisconsin

In this time of cauci(?), primaries and long-winded lies....er...I mean...debates, I'd like to discuss a topic which is as old as the ages but has gone through a few permutations.
The most well-known and important of which is Ginger v. Mary Ann.

Last nite, a decidedly more contemporary version arose. It was argued vehemently by both sides to a draw. The choices?
Jessica Simpson v. Carrie Underwood.

The poll is up.
Please be kind enough to vote.


Reality:
I won't say which side I was on just yet, but you shouldn't read into anything just because I think Carrie is a Goddess that walks the Earth.

So sayith the Goreacle

How long before this guy is publicly flogged?


Reality:
See, unlike Global Warming lemmings, this guy will be raked over the coals by the media and other elites if the temperature doesn't dip at least 15 degrees a year.
According to some Lemmings, Florida will be gone by the middle of the century. Who in the media will even remember that our entire existance was changed because of it?
Mucking forons.

Two Words:

Global Warming.

Wasn't this the same kind of crap that we had going on in the 80's and 90's?
But now it's given a cause-celeb name by the Goreacle?


Reality:
Two more words: My ass.
Additional two for the Goreacle: stfu.
Sorry, I guess that's technically 4 words...my bad, consensus of my cat and dog said it was only 2 words.

Another year that was....

not.
Nostredamus would be ashamed. Chicken little would be proud.
Tell me, is it time for these things to come true yet or not?
Is Mad Cow about to overtake our cattle yet?
Has Chronic Wasting Desease really destroyed a huge percent of the deer population in Wisconsin?
Wow, we made it through another Turkey day without having to worry about the Avian Bird Flu.
Also, I guess sharks are no longer patrolling our shores for snacks like they were on slow news days.

Although...people tell me I still need to worry about all those killer hurricanes that have been cropping up all over the place.

The other questions I have involve more detailed explainations....
So..........is anyone else wondering how the hell that psycho up nort der shot himself in the head 3 times. 3 times!
Where is Elian?
Is Castro really Rasputin reincarnate?


Reality:
So the only thing we kinda know is that we can now swim in the oceans without having to worry about sharks.
Just other things.

Happy New Year, everyone.

New Math

Female leader + Democratic leader =

Reality:
Just curious where the feminists and all the world leaders that scream out that the US is the brutal one are on this.
Seems to me we wont hear anything from the "moderates" either.

Talk about coglioni!

I kinda thought this was a joke at first.
Of course it wasn't.


Reality:
In a similar development, the pesky Romans have decided to copyright the Coliseum and thus putting all open-air stadiums on notice for royalties due.
Furthermore, in true mafioso style, all royalties are retroactive to building's opening.

Huh. You dont say!

Who couldn't figure this out?


Reality:
Is it just me that said "No shit, Sherlock" when I first read this or are there others of you out there?

Consistency.

This sums it up.
Normally, I would say "what's good for the goose" but...what newspaper doesn't slant left?
If it exists, then maybe they should say something like...
"vote anti-democrat, they are mostly defeatists and nannies anyway."
What a self-important, elitist joke.


Reality:
Gotta love the left, tho.
So basically, the party of tolerance and inclusion wants you to dislike someone for who they are, not necessarily like anyone for who they are.
Classic.

R.I.P.

Too sad for words...

Why?

Why talk?
About what? Its been made clear that compromise=betrayal.
Last time, peaceniks: KUMBAYA DOESN'T FUCKING WORK WITH THESE PEOPLE.


Reality:
OK, maybe I was being a bit harsh.
We should talk about something we ALL care about....like "global warming."
I'm sure Zawahiri spends many nites tossing and turning worrying about that, too.

Hey!

This can't be right!?


Reality:
I think its the thousands of Yugo's and Trabants on the road in Europe.

After a long week....

Of seriously heavy news...laugh a little.

Reality:
I like smiling. Smiling's my favorite.

I do.

I doubt those words really meant anything 5 minutes after the ceremony.
WOW.


Reality:
I wonder if Dane Cook thought about this one?

Just one more...

What a way to go, huh?

Reality:
Vegan my ass...Bring on the ribeye!!!

Ok, I get it.

There's an "A", "I" and an "R" in Algeria, and it kinda sounds like "America" so lets bomb the hell out of them.
Thats it, right?


Reality:
Maybe it was because there's an "E" in Mohammed, too.
Yeah, talking with mongrels always works.......do we know what the hell it is that they want, exactly?
Oh, that's right: death to infidels.

Just Curious

Do you think that "A date that will live in infamy" was only until we lived in a soundbite world like today?
Even on news channels I have yet to hear about it.

Reality:
History doesn't repeat itself, stupid people repeat history.
Owen has it.