More of the same...

...for a bit, anyway. Blogging lite, that is.
Sigh....the "on" button on my computer only makes it beep LOUDLY 3 times when I push it. And it doesn't think I have a mouse or screen. Dammit.


Reality:
It's now been 387 hours, 44 minutes and 38 seconds since I've had quality time with my online poker account. I think I'm doing ok, though....don't you?
Go 'head....bet me I can't make it to the weekend. I double-down dare ya!

Speechless.

So this is how far we’ve come?

This is just so sick and disgusting that it can only come from the mind of a granola-eating, Birckenstock-wearing, tree-hugging, value-the-life-of-a-gartersnake-more-than-a-human-being lefty.
Think I’m wrong?
Prove it.


Reality:
I don’t ever want to hear some lefty telling me about what rights we do not have in this country that other countries do.
Like Cuba. Or France.
I’m disgusted.


***UPDATE:
Ok, so it was "performance art", so it was untrue. However its like I've always said about watching the movie "Se7en" - while it was disturbing to watch, you gotta think "what's up with the people that come up with this shyt?!?!"
...and whats up with the people that actually like this movie......like me.

How wrong is this?

On a scale of 1-10?




Reality:
Man, this would have been off-the-charts wrong if I would have seen it around Easter, eh?

And on, and on, and on......

Think of it in terms of poker. This is the first salvo....in poker, it's what we degenerates call a "feeler bet" - to test the waters.
You propose a bet to see if anyone has a better hand or to see how many people you can bring along to call if you feel you have a winning hand.
In my opinion, however, this is a bit early (I would have used a "pre-flop" reference, but I'm late for my GA meeting).
In my opinion, about 5 years too early but hey, what do I know?


Reality:
Please make this end.
Please.

Your internet connection sucks.

No, really.

Reality:
This is like "Matrix" sh...

As PJ O'rourke would say...

WTFF??!?

This story just pisses me off to no end!!


Reality:
e, anytime you wanna crack a bottle of Rehorst, let me know.

Remember....

When da 'rats made such a fuss (ok, more like they had an conniption fit) over GW saying something along the lines of "If you're not with us, you're against us?"

Tell me 'rats..........what's the diff?
While it is understood in your circles that the big "O" walks on water and can do no wrong, have you all sucked down so much of the kool aid that you are ready to alienate the entire other half of your party completely?


Reality:
Of course you are.
Its the nature of the 'rat.

Take that..

Who hasn't wanted to do this?

Reality:
Don't piss off old world septegenarians.
You won't intimidate them.

Suckers

Can't blame the guy too much for wanting to get the hell out of Dodge the day after the massacre, can you?
I'm sure its all his money and not the state's money while he's there, ya?

Reality:
If you didn't vote for this guy, you get the title.
Those of you that voted for this guy understand the title, too, don't you?

Ooops....

Wow, has it really been over a month since I posted on my own blog??
Ok, well....as far as the update with Mrs. still Unreal-in-law, she is recovering nicely finally. I...er...oh, thats right, I have to stop thinking like that....WE would like to thank everyone for all their prayers and well wishes.

Ok, on to normal blogging. Its been a while since I "lol"ed at anything political. Smirk, sure, but this cracked me up. I was a little late to pick up on it. H/T to Da Blogfather: