Who Am I?

Since we haven't done this in a while.....here you go:

Reality:
This is one of my favorite pics of her.

Good looking and brainy.
Deadly combo...

WNBA v. Women

In case you missed it, this was the Australian Open tennis final:

VS.

Why would you miss that??!??

Reality:
Really, does the WNBA seriously wonder why their ogres don't get viewers?
Really?
(oh, by the way, Maria won...)

Oh no he di-uhnt!

The soon-to-be-Mrs. still Unreal says I'm being too serious around here (truth be told, I don't even think she's one of the 5 or so people that read this blog.....but I digress)
Even tho I have the highest regard for police officers, I give you an oldie, but a goodie:

A cop pulls over a guy.
"Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?" says the officer.
"Gee, officer," the man says. "Your eyes are awfully glazed -- have you been eating doughnuts?"

Parum-pum!

Reality:
Oh...I wish I did...

Please talk me off the ledge.

So Bubba has become the "attack dog" for the Hillabeast, eh?

Is anyone else bothered by the fact that she might actually pick him as a VP running mate?
Anything for a win, after all.

***SCARY THOUGHT UPDATE: (I know its only wiki but...)
"It is unclear whether someone who has been twice elected to the presidency can subsequently be elected Vice President. The Twenty-second Amendment to the United States Constitution states that a person may not be elected to the presidency more than twice, but it does not rule out such a person subsequently becoming president by other means (for example through the line of succession). Additionally, the Twelfth Amendment to the United States Constitution states that no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States. As no two-term president has subsequently sought the Vice-presidency, the question has never arisen."


Reality:
And if you don't think he would do it, ask yourself if its tempting to him to get "Lewinskied" in his wife's office.
Then buy a clue.

Oh, Come ON!!

Pete's got it.
Are you friggin' kidding me? Has the Republican party just turned into "how moderate you can be?" Give me a flippin' break.
I get Iowans (who are basically clueless and are flattered by the insane amount of media attention they get every 4 years) and New Hampsher..ers (see previous parenthetic note) are willing to be led along by BS....but as this thing goes on, how the hell can you even thing these 2 are a good choice in any way shape or form???????


Reality:
It is becoming apparent that "lemmingism" is not party deep.

It was the best of times...

...it was the worst of times.
For them, anyway.
Technology comes to the rocky little hills and dirt roads of home...


Reality:
While I am not Siciliano, home was less than 75 miles away from its shores.

Borg or Obama?

I'm getting pretty sick and tired of the Barack backers telling me it "time for a change" and we need someone who will "unite this country."
Is that right?

I'm pretty sure I'm hard right on most things, center of the road on some things and pretty left on even less things.
Obama is the exact opposite (although I highly doubt he's hard right on anything).
Has he EVER given anyone the indication that he is to the right of center on anything?
Or am I supposed to be so swooned by his beauty and verbal skills that I will just agree with him and thus uniting with his beliefs?


Reality:
Assimilation is not uniting.

Blame Bush.

Don't you dare blame the Goreacle for this.
All the smog released by the Bush war machine must somehow be resposible.
The Goracle only speaks truth and of impending global doom.
He's always right.

Reality:
Aaaaaaaaaaaany day now....

Stunning.

That the media, certain people and elites are buying into this crap and continuing to blindly formulate policy based on faulty data.
Whats the reasoning there? Better to do look like you're doing something than nothing?
Go hug a tree, it would do more good.

H/T Unkie Fred

Reality:
Get over yourselves you loud, pompous, self-absorbed, holier-than-thou a-holes.

PJ O'rourke Award

Granted, this is an incredibly scary story.
Are they glad their children are safe and alive...apparently yes.
So now you sue. I can see suing the hospital - they botched the perscription. But the drug company for after years on no problems?!?!??

WTFF!!!

If a doctor gives you a perscription and the pharmacist gives you the wrong bottle, who do you sue?
Why the Bic, of course!


Reality:
Sorta reminds me of what Chris Tucker said in Rush Hour......"follow the rich white man."

Say what, now?

I regularly get emails from the Fred Thompson campain. Usually, I just delete it with out reading it (sorry Sean). For some reason, however, I read todays (It helped that the subject line was "All-in"....like a junkie like me could pass that up).
In it, it talked about all the events Fred's got lined up in South Carolina, bus stops, yadda yadda yadda.........and then this line: "Fred is energized and focused."

Energized?!?

WTF does that mean to Fred, anyway?

Don't get me wrong, he is my first choice for president...but "energized" is not a word I'd use to describe him. There is an oldish quote that says:

"In the absence of genuine leadership, they'll listen to anyone who steps up to the microphone. They're so thirsty for it they'll crawl through the desert to a mirage and when they discover there is no water, they will drink the sand."

Listen up, Fred! Lead.
Don't worry about what others are doing. Once you do that, you are admitting second place. If that's what you want, then you are doing a grand job. You are killing your "buzz" and have been for several months now. You HAVE a strong national following - use it.


Reality:
I think I just might have ticked off Sean even more.
Just trying to help and stay energized.

Calling anyone that actually reads this blog

Other than the obvious "Blogspot/Blogger sucks", why does everything on my blog underline itself sometimes??


UPDATE: See, now its not doing it for this post.

Lets Play...

Nagin says!!
On hurricane Kat....er...Gustav:

[ "If you decide to stay you are on your own" ]

Reality:
As opposed to when you make any other stupid, informed decision then crash and burn.
In that case, the gubbernment will bale you out.
Can anyone say "housing bailout?"

Enough already!

You know, the media IS going to set up a vote for the next American (idol)President. This election is turning into nothing but a damn popularity contest - not whether the person can lead this country through the minefield of the upcoming world politics and national events.
While he isn't my first choice, Romney won in Wyoming...a state that has ONE less electoral votes than the vaunted and holy New Hampshire.
New Hampshire is closer to the home offices in NYC, however, so its easier to slobber over. According to THIS and many other polls and people I've spoken to across the country, Thompson is ahead by far. The media (and freakin' Iowans) put him at 3rd, tops. I'm sick of this state-by-state crap. No more of this "you didn't make it SuperTuesday" BS.
Its time for a national primary.

Reality:
...and a college football playoff system.

REAL Debate Wisconsin

In this time of cauci(?), primaries and long-winded lies....er...I mean...debates, I'd like to discuss a topic which is as old as the ages but has gone through a few permutations.
The most well-known and important of which is Ginger v. Mary Ann.

Last nite, a decidedly more contemporary version arose. It was argued vehemently by both sides to a draw. The choices?
Jessica Simpson v. Carrie Underwood.

The poll is up.
Please be kind enough to vote.


Reality:
I won't say which side I was on just yet, but you shouldn't read into anything just because I think Carrie is a Goddess that walks the Earth.

So sayith the Goreacle

How long before this guy is publicly flogged?


Reality:
See, unlike Global Warming lemmings, this guy will be raked over the coals by the media and other elites if the temperature doesn't dip at least 15 degrees a year.
According to some Lemmings, Florida will be gone by the middle of the century. Who in the media will even remember that our entire existance was changed because of it?
Mucking forons.

Two Words:

Global Warming.

Wasn't this the same kind of crap that we had going on in the 80's and 90's?
But now it's given a cause-celeb name by the Goreacle?


Reality:
Two more words: My ass.
Additional two for the Goreacle: stfu.
Sorry, I guess that's technically 4 words...my bad, consensus of my cat and dog said it was only 2 words.