Why I linger on Telemundo.

As South Park would say: "Niiiiiicccceeee..."

Reality:
Certainly not the greatest, but you get the idea..
As much as I hate the fact that there are like 16 Spanish-language channels on my Directv, I swear the only requisite they have is:
If you're a babe, you're on.
Have you seen the guys? Damn, even I look good.