Colors.

To be clear folks:
It's not about black, white or glitter.
It's all about the green.
Anyone that disagrees is either a damn liar or a statstician.

Reality:
Scum is scum.
Shady is shady.
Lies are lies.
Deal with it, race baiters.

Ugh..

I cannot believe this chick is still around!!!
WTF?!?!

Reality:
Ok, seriously tho, she's on like her 48th minute of fame, isn't she?

Don't forget to vote.

I gotta figure out how I can vote for this guy...

Reality:
Where's the 7th district?
All the luck to you, Uncle Fred.

UPDATE:
Mr. Fred has started his own "position blog" to elaborate more on his positions.

Holy no life Batman!!

You won't get it unless you actually try it.

Reality:
But once you do, it's over.
You are hooked.

Just what exactly...

was he thinking??!?!

Reality:
There is a noble thing as "turn the other cheek", but there is a stupid - borderline sleazy in my book - thing known as "appeasement" and "ignore."

Understatement of the year award.

"put up quite a fight"

Reality:
There is such a thing as being humble and modest, but come ON.
This this is as big as a two-story house...at least.
Wow.

News survey.

Which is the more pointless story:

1. Now the U.N. is involved, beeatch!
2. Screw kicking your ass up and down the Persian Gulf, I'm gonna sue your ass.
3. What, me worry? I'm gonna fiddle while the world burns.

Reality:
1. Gee, only 17 or so more resolutions before they back out, right?
2. Typical leftie/lawyer mentality. Newsflash: The world don't care.
3. I'm all for a good party, but a party to "introduce" or "define" yourself?
Isn't that called a cotillion?

Why I linger on Telemundo.

As South Park would say: "Niiiiiicccceeee..."

Reality:
Certainly not the greatest, but you get the idea..
As much as I hate the fact that there are like 16 Spanish-language channels on my Directv, I swear the only requisite they have is:
If you're a babe, you're on.
Have you seen the guys? Damn, even I look good.

Rubberneckking.

Move it along. Move it along.

Nothing to see here.

Reality:
Buckle up, folks. This will be what you leave your children.
Get a clue: THIS IS INDEPENDANT OF THE CURRENT WAR.
Those that believe otherwise, feel free to tell me how the war influenced Ahmadinejad's beliefs on the Holocaust.

WTF??

This is the dumbest thing I've ever read.
First they set it up by saying things like:
"Circumcising adult men is an effective way to limit transmission of the virus" &
"We now have confirmation — from large, carefully controlled, randomized clinical trials "
But then they tell us..
"This finding appears to apply only to heterosexual transmission which is the main mode of spread in Africa."

THIS is a large, randomized, carefully controlled study???

WTF?!?

Reality:
How 'bout "Don't have unprotected sex?"
Was that too much of a stretch?
Did they not think the participants of the study could handle it?
I smell global warming.

PROOF!!!

Now this is might turn out to be global warming.

Reality:
It's this or maybe all the Aquanet in Al's hair.

And so it begins...

Just in case you might be thinking to the future, this little nugget pops up.

Reality:
Since the lefties rode that threat of the red tsunami so well last election, I'm guessing they are just trying to get an early start on the next one.
Kinda like the Christmas advertising before halloween or thanksgiving.