Sick.

Everyone in the stadium knew what was coming.

And it did:

Reality:

At first, even I thought "too far."

Fast forward to the 1 minute mark to watch the goal, watch from the 1:50 mark to see the skill.

I don't get it.

Late to the party to be sure, but as one comedian I heard said:

"It's like he cheated on the girl next door with Marilyn Manson."

You decide.

Reality:

Now I've never been a head-over-heels fan, but I always thought she was attractive.

Looking at the pics, however, its like having your favorite food every day of your life and then one day deciding to have [insert least favorite food here].