Sad but true.

From The Times
July 25, 2008
He ventured forth to bring light to the world
The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers



And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”
In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites.
Background

Read the rest.

Reality:
Isn't the anti-Christ kinda the same?

FYI

Nature goes on with or without humans.
Try to stay out of the way.


Reality:
Of course only an algore would think that he would be loved....as they pick their teeth with his Oscar and floss with his Nobel prize medal.

Invasion.

Has it already begun?!?




Reality:
Stay vigilant.
It could come from anywhere.

What am I?

Reality:

This back story is just hilarious.

Do the world a favor.

Don't breed.


Reality:
Like parachute pants and multi-zippered pleather jackets, I'm glad I never have to look back on my life and say "Oh my God, why did I ever do that?!"
Thank you, Mrs. still Unreal.
You came along just in time.

Wanna take bets?

To see how long it will be before the rest of the world - and/or American lefties - take to piss and moan that we (America) didn't do enough to depose him?
How we didn't do enough to stop him from killing his own people?
Wanna see the vote:

Notice all the bastions of world freedom that voted against the sanctions....


Reality:
How can we "give sanctions time to work" when we can't even enforce them anyway?
Eh, it would have taken another 16 sanctions before anyone even noticed, anyway.....then the lefties will piss and m
oan that we didn't give him enough time anyway..

What matters most.

Reality:
You don't think he owes on deals he made with other people, do you?
Gee, I hope not.

Most of it?

Hell......in his world, even 50 states would only be most.
Right?


Reality:
Yeah, go to Montana and tell them that you missed learning about that state in law school.
As Beavis would say........what a chode.

Oh, man...

Is nothing sacred in the new religion?
And WTF does this mean?!?!?!

"...upcoming carbon emissions regulations in Europe that will severely restrict engine power..."

Reality:
This better not take away from the roar of the engine or I'm going after Harley next.
You listenin' hog?

Finally!

The plot line for the new Bond movie says this:
"Seeking revenge for the death of his love, secret agent James Bond sets out to stop an environmentalist from taking control of a country's water supply."

So hopefully, he'll go after the environazis.
The trailer looks like this:

That's great and all that he's going after the environazis this time. I bet they thought they were untouchable...like they always do.


Reality:
Eh, color me a cynic but I think in the end the enviros will turn out to be associated with "Big Water."