The soon-to-be-Mrs. still Unreal says I'm being too serious around here (truth be told, I don't even think she's one of the 5 or so people that read this blog.....but I digress)
Even tho I have the highest regard for police officers, I give you an oldie, but a goodie:
A cop pulls over a guy.
"Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?" says the officer.
"Gee, officer," the man says. "Your eyes are awfully glazed -- have you been eating doughnuts?"
Parum-pum!
Reality:
Oh...I wish I did...
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