Uh...huh??

There are liars, damn liars and statistics.

Reality:
I blame global warming.

Why are judicial appointments necessary?

Because this what the lefties want to waste your time with. Nothing in this country is as important as a feel-good, do-nothing law that the lefties can use to climb onto their soapboxes with.

Reality:
Folks, don't for a second think these BS lawsuits will stop here.
Sure, we're fighting a war. Sure, we need to solve thousands of problems.
But hey, if we can make it illegal to ban CO2, why not!! Not like we have anything better to do. 300 million down, 5.7 Billion to go! Idiots.
For the record, lefties, lets review: Islamic fascists want to see you die too and you also regularly give off CO2!
Just a thought.

I can't wait to leave...

To leave Diamond Jim's playhouse, that is.
This is his Clinton-esque way of "fighting" for the common man:

"Doyle also said a proposed $80 annual fee to register vehicles each year - up from $55 - is "too high" and a $10 increase would be "more reasonable." The $80 fee was recommended days after the election by the state Department of Transportation."

Incredible.
This comes from the same brain trust that told you to vote for DJ because he balanced the budget. Now some guy in the inner city with an '87 Ford Tempo or a guy with not alot of money (like me) can pay the same amount as some "richie" does on his 3 Land Rovers.
Yay equality!!

Reality:
I'm done pussy-footing around. The folks that voted this laying sack of dog feces (apologies to actual dog feces for the offense) are just friggin' morons!
Doyle voter: "Huh? What? I didn't see that coming at all...the budget was balanced, see..."
Shut up!
You are (mostly) the same morons that nearly elected a fellow moron as the DA. Good news, tho, she'll still be in the Diamond Jim network and the head of the DNR...but that'll be a post for another day.

Excuse me, Mr. Gore?

Um...yeah...global warm this, you putz.

Reality:
Just curious...how many more "exceptions" to this global warming rule are we going to ignore until before it becomes more than a "zany coinkydink?"

THIS is who we're supposed to listen to?

Whenever someone mentions to me the “Munich Olympics” I think – “sure, the one where the Jewish athletes were kidnapped and killed. I’ve heard of it.”

Could I seriously be more messed up in think of it as that simple?

I just finished watching a documentary this morning on IFC of all places (shoot me, I’m a very early riser) called “A Day in September.” A couple of thoughts:

Holy Clusterfuck, Batman!
Sorry, that is the only way to describe the lack of communication, inaction and ineptness of the Germans during this whole conflict. The top 3 being:
i. We don’t need to tell our snipers that there are 8 kidnappers instead of 5
ii. We’ll just order the armored cars to arrive at the airport about an hour after the shooting starts
iii. We don’t really need communication with all our “response forces.”

They though that they could “negotiate” with the terrorists after the shooting started.
This was such a ridiculous idea, even one of the German officials who was interviewed for the documentary started chuckling at the fact that the terrorists started shooting at the “negotiator” while he was talking. The German official chuckled, “I’m sorry, it is all kind of funny to me now.” Apparently, he could still chuckle after a grenade was thrown into one helicopter filled with tied-up Jewish athletes and machine gun was emptied into the other ‘copter.

What happened after was just as repulsive as what happened during.
Three of the terrorist/murderers were captured, but would never stand trial. See, shortly after the incident, a waaaay under booked Lufthansa flight – with no women or children on board, even – was hijacked. Guess what the hijackers demanded? Yup. The release of the 3 remaining Munich terrorists. Without consulting – let alone notifying the Israeli government, or any other – they were released.
Later, one of the hijackers admitted that it was a set up (no duh) by the German government so they wouldn’t be terrorized again. I guess training doesn’t count. The same “chuckling official” from above was asked about the hijacking. As a somber look crossed his face, he replied with “I can’t comment on that.”

Disgusted by the actions, the Israelis set up an assassination squad to find and kill the remaining 3 terrorists. 2 were found and killed. The third appeared in this documentary “for the first time since” and is currently hiding in Africa. WHAT??! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? Isn’t that aiding and abetting of some sort????
I thought Hollywood made a movie about this, so I went off to IMDB to find “Munich.” It was sad. “Justice or revenge?” it cried.
Personally, I think both. You kill 11 people when all they want to do is go to a sporting event, then I’m taking away your breathing privileges. Is that justice or revenge, I don’t rightly care. Both, probably.
But what I do know is that the Germans handled the actual kidnapping like crap and then made it worse by their actions on the Lufthansa flight.

My Hero.

This guy always brings his "A" game.

Reality:
God bless Joe.

'Cause I needed another reason??

Go away.

Well, obviously!

Insanity, thy name is Ahmadinejad.


Reality:
So is it safe to say yet that we are dealing with crazy thugs and not "diplomats?"

Can't say that!

Check out Peter's post.

Did I happen to mention...I'm in love with Michelle Malkin?

Oh. My. God.

Still insisting he’s relevant and his idiotic views on the Middle East in this post 9/11 world amount to a hill of beans, I give you this edition of “WWJD?”

I invite you to read the first couple of paragraphs.
We are told the Camp David (that’s a vacation home, right?) Accords were “supposed to be the beginning of the end of the Middle East’s terrible conflicts” and yet “the killing goes on.” (Is this like Billy working “40 man hours” to broker peace in our time?…but I’m getting my martyrs confused and I digress…)
Well I have to say, I’m certainly shocked. Who do those people think they are?? I thought the “don’t follow the rules” thing only happened because of American involvement in Iraq, et. al.?

Reality:
This guy is a joke.

WOW...

This is how the media wants to spin this.
Funny how when Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson were accused of the same type of things, they’re behavior didn’t threaten to “bring down” the ENTIRE entertainment industry.

Reality:
The media is a manipulating joke.
Funny how this wasn’t as big a deal when Gerry Studds did it, eh?
He actually DID the things, not "IM" or email them.
Trust the BS these people are dishing and you deserve what you get.

THEY THINK YOU ARE STUPID AND YOU CAN'T THINK FOR YOURSELVES, PEOPLE.

Newsflash!!!!!!!

Kentucky outlaws crack pipes!
All is well!

Reality:
Once again stranger than fiction, eh?

Ok, you know what?

Time to nuke these f***rs and get rid of them all!!!
I'm sick of this.
Don't mess with "Wolfie", dammit, he's my fav.
I just heard about a movie that had no swearing, sex or nudity that got a "PG" rating from the MPAA-CCCP simply becuse it had too many references to God.

WTF is going on??!?!?!?

Reality:
No idea.
Confusion abounds.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ok all you smarter-than-you-elitists....now what?


Reality:
The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

So.....huh?

Two quick points/questions:
1. If the ozone layer is about to reach "near record" size, does that mean that at one point it was smaller?
2. If we are still in a "dire" situation (as AG is prone to say), why aren't we having anymore "ozone action days?"

Reality:
Hey, maybe what we really need is some do-gooder gazillionaire (and I really liked this guy, too) to donate some more money to act as a plug, rather than to solve stupid problems like cancer, poverty or famine.

Yeeeaaahhh.....

Happy Birthday, Mr. Lumbergh.

Reality:
This guy can be in a million other things (and he pretty much has been), but he'll forever be Lumbergh to me.

Idiot Question of the day (IQOTD):

CNN asks:
Should the White House respond to Venezuelan President
Chavez’s comment calling President Bush "the devil"?

well, let's see...

I say:
YES.
Preferably with a 2x4 to the back of his head.

Reality:
The U.N. is pretty much a puppet regime, anyway, right?
These a-holes hate the U.S. so damn much...GIVE IT TO THEM and let Trump turn it into condo's.
What a joke.

Color Me Sick of This.

So the Pope "stepped in it" this past week. Seems he quoted the words of a long, long dead ruler about the dangers of Muslim "extremists." So how does the "religion of peace" handle it? Well, duh! They burn the Pope in effigy, assassinate a nun and threaten the west as a whole. A cartoonist depicting Mohammed....in any way, shape or form? Demands for retribution and death to the infidels.
Religion of peace, dontcha know.

RELIGION OF PEACE MY ASS.

I am tired of the PC police telling me that I have to be "understanding."
Take the "understanding" and shove it.
All the "extremists" (I prefer to call them "crazies") ever want is the annihilation of the west BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Newsflash, folks, none of "them" give a rats ass about any of you. Only how fast they can kill you to promote their ideas.
I am so sick of the "small minority" hijacking a great religion bs. Muslims, you dont like it? THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, THEN!!! Even speaking out about it would be something at this point.

Questions:
1. How long does the Pope need to apologize for quoting the warnings of a long-dead dignitary?
2. Does the Pope need to knock on every "offended" person’s door individually?
3. What were to happen if Mohammed were depicted in a jar of urine?


Reality:
It would seem that the goal of the entire religion is to destroy what they don’t have and is not them. With death and/or assimilation being the only option (see Borg). Its disingenuous to think other wise. There is no rationality. No appeasement. No satisfying other than the destruction of all things not Muslim.
Harsh, I know, but I'm tired of being "understanding." How many more exhamples do we need?
Can you tell?

Proof.

You can be insanely good at you sport and not crave the spotlight.
Tiger, T.O., NBAers....you listening?


Reality:
Anyone that thinks tennis is a wimpy sport should take a trip to their local HS and see how fast the ball is coming at you.
Now triple it and you'll have some idea.

I had it all wrong.

Would one of you lefties please tell me why we should even let this country into the world community? I know the "Honorable" Koffi Annan was just there making things right with them (that's UN code for severe ass-kissing appeasement).

Reality:
We should let all criminals out of jail, right? Just because they decided to not follow societal norms, mores and laws shouldn't be any reason to "sanction" them...right?
They have the right to sell the enriched uranium to anyone they damn well please! (hey, who's that tall dude in line?)
So...who wants the local "alleged" murder that's now in jail moving next door?
Anyone?
Bueller?